Plotting Step-Mom's Murder

Mmm. She's quite nice; yes, nice indeed. Very nice! Extremely nice, epically nice, awfully nice, horribly nice, dreadfully nice, overly nice.

She's plotting against me.
That's why she's so nice.
I can feel it.



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Mmm. She loves me; yes, loves me indeed. Loves me dearly! Loves me sweetly, loves me epically, loves me caringly, loves me lovingly, loves me unconditionally, loves me amazingly, loves me too much.

She and Dad are on to me.
I have to get them first.
Before they get to me.



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Hmm. Dad hates me; yes, hates me indeed. Hates me entirely! Hates me completely, hates me with a passion, hates me with his entire being, hates me more than I can cope, hated me all his life.

He probably wants to get rid of me.
Mom's on his side too.
They're both planning something.



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Hmm. Mom's stupid; yes, stupid indeed. She's a whore! She's a slut, she's a bitch, she's uncaring, she's irresponsible, she's clumsy, she's idiotic, she's a follower, she's a moron, she's cold hearted.

She's probably still with Dad.
Yes, behind Step-Mom's back.
Cold hearted bitch.



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Merp. But Step-Mom's nice; yes, nice indeed. She took care of me! She loved me, she cared for me, she stood up for me, she was there for me, she didn't ignore me.

I can't let them harm her.
No, no, those betraying bastards.
I have to prevent that.



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Merp. That is quite possible; yes, possible indeed. I could separate them! I could hurt them, I could kill them, I could murder them, I could assassinate them, I could splatter them, I could grate them, I could slaughter them.

But then I'd be hurting Step-Mom.
I don't want to hurt her.
No, I don't.



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Humm. How to do this? Yes, how to do this indeed. I could take her away! I could make her hate Dad, I could control her thoughts, I could say it's an accident, I could relieve her pain, I could comfort her, I could love her.

That sounded kind of gross.
Incest isn't my thing.
But I'd still hurt her.



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Humm. I want to hurt Dad; yes, hurt him indeed. I could kill my Mom! I could destroy his house, I could destroy his family, I could destroy him, I could take his money, I could take his power, I could shatter his being.

But how?
He shows no week point.
He must have a weak point.



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Oh yes! I've got it; I've got it indeed! I could kill Step-Mom! I'd take away her pain, I'd take her away from Dad, I could send her to a better place, I could place her in Heaven where she belongs, I could make Dad miserable, I could make him burn in hell.

But how?
It must be something Dad will remember.
I must kill her right in front of him.



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Yes, yes! Right in front of him indeed! Right below his nose, in an obvious place, somewhere he'd never expect, somewhere he could have prevented it, somewhere he could have stopped it, some where he could have seen it coming, somewhere he should have seen it coming, somewhere he won't forget.

Tomorrow night they're going out to Dinner.
Yes, yes, right after Dad gets home from work.
I could kill her while she's getting ready.



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Aha! I've got it! Yes, I've got it indeed! Step-Mom dies tomorrow; I'll be doing her a favour! A huge favour, a tremendous favour, a fantastic favour, an enourmous favour, an epic favour, the best favour.

I'll crush Dad.
She won't get hurt.
It must be swift; quick and painless for her.



Genius! Amazing! Fantastic!



Presto! I've got it! Yes, I've got it indeed! She dies tomorrow night; swift an painless! Right under Dad's nose! He'll regret it, he'll be in pain, he'll be in doubt, he'll be crushed, he'll be destroyed, he'll feel my pain.

Benadict, you're a genius!
A brilliant mind!
A true saviour!



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